Disgusting People I Have Made Out With

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malt liquor slicker

this one time i was at my friend’s party, malt liquor slicker. i danced with a lot of guys because i was trying to make someone jealous. one guy was an amzing dancer, he introduced himself as just Q. that should have been a warning sign, but according to my friends i made out with him, drink in hand, against a wall for a good twenty minutes. the next day photographic evidence didn’t shame me so much as confuse me. sure, he was pretty cute, and my dance moves were just sloppy drunk, not slobbering white girl, but i hadn’t actually realized that he was black and not tan until i had evidence. i wasn’t concerned, just confused. HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THAT?

photos remain, to my shame, on facebook.