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Me and my roommate got wasted at a wake and after 1,000 beers I started talking really loud to my ex-boyfriend’s best friend about how I drank my ex-boyfriend’s pee.  I had drunkenly confessed this before to him but he said he didn’t remember. Apparently it’s my favorite thing to brag about when wasted.  

Later one of my friend’s—a really big dude, I mean, big, round—started giving me some really sensual hugs and I found myself licking and biting his earlobes. Then one of my friends made out with her ex-boyfriend in front of her new boyfriend and it was time to leave. 

I haven’t had sex in two months and would totally have gone below the earlobes on Big Dude.  Maybe next time.