i had eaten mexican food twice that day
- Her: i took this dude home and couldn't even fuck around with him
- because i was like fucking shitting my pants
- i'm such a loser
- Me: who did you alsmost make out with? just out of ciuriosity
- Her: it was this guy that was friends with this guy i kind of know
- i'd met him a few times
- he was such a raging dork
- he wore these really light colored jeans with TONS of pockets
- and i think he was wearing sketchers but i'm not sure
- he was kind of sexy though and had this long tall body like anthony perkins so i was like "bring it on"
- he wasn't as cute as i thought when i brought him back
- but then i was like "fuck it, i haven't done this in a while"
- Me: right
- Her: but then the diarrhea kicked in so bad
- Me: oh god
- Her: i had eaten mexican food twice that day
- Me: HAHAH
- Her: and had a milkshake
- and had like a bunch of drinks
- i finally had to tell him that nothing was going down and that i was gonna change into sweatpants and sleep it off
- Me: hahahahaha
- Her: "and also, don't sleep in my bed with me"
- Me: hahahaha
- awesome
- oh wow
- you rule
- Her: god, only i would get the opportunity for that and get the raging shits
- when he finally left (at 8 am) i ran to the toilet and shit for like an hour