A friend of mine and me went down to Mexico awhile back for fun and
drinks. We’d been there before and always had a good time. We hooked
up with these guys for fun and I ended up with this dude that looked
like that fat comic book store guy from The Simpsons. My friend got to
make out with some other dude. We were all in the car fooling around,
I was in the backseat with Comic Book Store guy and he was totally
fingering my butthole. Every now and then I could feel him wiping his
finger on the back of my dress. Basically wiping off my ASS GREASE!
After we did it, I felt so disgusting. I actually went to one of those
outdoor car wash places and washed out my ass with the hose.