Barely Legal Breakfast
here is an update from one of our loyal readers on some recent make out action:
Worst:
B.O NEIGHBOUR:
urgh.He lives opposite me on the same street. I bootie texted him last week and during the first encounter i thought it might be a once off odour. I guess i found out that it wasnt during the second bout of mediocre action.He keeps appearing at my door unexpectedly looking for sex and im really not into being surprised when im wearing slouch-socks or having to air out my sheets on the balcony for an hour after each visit. Its all so blah.
Best:
BARELY LEGAL BREAKFAST:
Sunday of last week two very sexy people visit me in the Erotoshop. Jack and Dan, both 18, one quiet blonde and one saucy brunette. I take them out for dinner and am knocked out by how smart they are. or maybe I am intellectually stunted.Who cares,I am just so highly aroused by my new role as older woman. The general ambience is of the blonde being sort of cat-like and laid-back and the brunette being sort of pony-ish and excited . so excited, I find out later that he took a wank in the restaurant toilet. How exciting! the blonde looks like simon le bon and the brunette is hot,a delicious assortment of sid vicious and baby faced girl.So we all go back to my house ‘for a gin’ and quite soon the pony gets heinously drunk and we start getting sexy while his friend sits in the chair wearing a fabulous clown hat created by a sex goddess called Jennifer. Then I start fucking the brunette and it turns out hes a virgin.I ride him until he falls off the bed onto a vodka bottle wearing an 18th century wig. Possible broken toe.Then the blonde joins in and it turns out hes a sex machine. Really good.I wank them both at the same time from behind and then cram both their cocks in my mouth at once. Then my flatmate starts becoming very upset at the noise and the fact that the pony-boy keeps screaming about a sex-festival and walking around the house like a naked retard. I keep fucking whilst intermittently running about and apologising. In the morning the blonde one gives me a very delicious clandestine screw while the brunette sleeps. Its really good because he is quite hung and raw and hard, but also relaxed and I come while touching myself with his rod inside me and it is great. There are empty coke bottles all over the floor and my room looks like the honey-moon suite of sid vicious and the marquis de sade but i dont care because I am having unprotected sexy with juicy teens. Later we watch alice in wonderland and i buy my flatmate 9 ritter-sports. All is well. They are both sweet hearts, and I would love to meet them again though I probably wont, as it seems things one doesnt like tend to be repeat events, and things one does like tend to be once offs.